Steal Your Mail

You will cringe during this episode. Guaranteed. Hot Sauce.

HERE. WE. GO. You’ve got decisions to make and we’re here to help you make good ones. This week’s questions have been haunting men for ages. First up: How should you deal with a partner with different sexual openness than you? In question two, “Surfer Girl” asks us for advice on plastic surgery.. plastic surgery for love, really, is that the route you want to go? And last up, we source Reddit for what your own personal hell would look like. God knows, we’ve got a few ideas for you if you’re struggling.

Pro-Tip: Don’t look at it when you touch it (is that stolen from Jimmy Fallon?).

#expandyourboundaries #platformshoes #vanilla #diarytime #goldmine #copulation #sorrynotsorry #plasticsurgery #hotsauce #mypersonalhell #ihatemassage #hellforme #guantanamo #dontlookatitwhenyoutouchit #airportsecurity #punchingyourweight

But seriously: You will cringe.

Today’s Steal Your Mail panel: Steve, Les, Nate and Jo.

Episode 16 is, you know it, brought to you by Dirty City, Wildfire Solutions and the studs of On The Beat and Path. Thanks for listening!


Steal Your Mail

Oh, the things we could do on your couch..

Another week, another Steal Your Mail panel assembles to help you through your toughest life questions. This time around, we handle 2.5 tough questions and get interrupted by weather-related technical difficulties which force us into a temporarily relocating. First up: is it acceptable to have sex on your friends’ pullout couch? Perhaps even encouraged? As a follow-up, does Royal Dalton get you going like it does for Les? What about Royal Dalton plus a pullout couch? Secondly, what should you do if your child presents racist views? Ever the troopers, we tackle an even more complicated, Info Wars-entangled version of this question, just for fun.. (before the technical problems, that is). And finally, is it possible to grow a body part through massage? OK, OK, we know our male listeners have ideas about growing things through touching, but we’re talking more along the line of ling-lasting growth here.. you know, in the name of science.

Pro-tip: Listening to Steal Your Mail makes your brain grow.

#pulloutcouch #royaldalton #infowars #race #massage #science

Fun fact: Info Wars is not a great source for useable information.

Today’s Steal Your Mail panel: Steve, Andrew, Travis, Les, Nate and Brian.

Episode 15 is, per usual, brought to you by Dirty City, Wildfire Solutions and the studs of On The Beat and Path. Thanks for listening!


Steal Your Mail

Hey Fool – Hold on tight! Episode 14 is FLYING down the road.

Sometimes the grind of the SYM offices gets too much and we just need to get away for the weekend. But then, we also know that you’re craving Steal Your Mail episodes. So much guilt, so much love. We’re here for you. This week, Steve and Andrew take our high-tech studio on the road with co-host Andy – making sure that you get your fix of Steal Your Mail advice. Episode 14 covers fecal art (yep, it’s a thing), suggested time machine usage, dinosaur taming, and whether or not it’s normal to want to be tied up in sack.. and maybe a get a little kick every once in a while.

Pro-tip: There are right ways and very wrong ways to try and tame a T-Rex.

#poopart #doodieart #trexriding #throwasaddleonhim #berational #timespacecontinuum #isitnormal #laundryday #justakick

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Fun fact: Cars traveling down the road make perfectly adequate podcast studios.

Today’s Steal Your Mail panel: Steve, Andrew and Andy.

Episode 14 is brought to you by Dirty City, Wildfire Solutions and the studs of On The Beat and Path. Enjoy!